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Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
No way
Do humans know everything they need to know?
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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So they tried
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?
share office space ...
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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